I was in an indoor shop with several other people. I observed a guy who was shopping for sex toys with his wife or girlfriend.  Suddenly he mentioned wanting something like a strap-on that went with a sex-swing.  He unzipped his pants and held a carrot by the opening, meant to symbolize his penis; the carrot seemed a bit skinny, IMO, probably about average length.  So then the focus was on the selection of the dildo portion of this ‘rig’ they were putting together; it seemed more like the emphasis was on the lady’s perspective, like she ought to choose based on what she believed would be most comfortable for her while in the swing.  A few options were considered, most of which looked relatively normal in size and proportion.  Then suddenly on the table was a particular one which was like a cross between a gnome and a pine tree, which definitely caught my attention.  As I evaluated it, another girl who I hadn’t noticed before looked at me with telling eyes, and then some other girl also expressed a liking for this gnome-tree dildo.  As I looked at it more, it seemed to take on a mystical quality — I don’t know how to describe it exactly — it kind of glowed or distorted light around it; it seemed to have extra energy. It made me a bit unsure of it; I thought perhaps it might have ‘bad ju-ju’, but the telling eyes of that dark-haired, more sultry looking girl gave me more confidence in it as a potential selection. 

Then Lenny was there, and we went into an adjacent room in the shop where the owner and he were negotiating the price of a particular swing. The first ask the owner gave was 1 for $250. It seemed like Lenny felt like that was a bit steep, maybe a bit out of reach, because he just seemed reluctant to go for it, and hesitated for a moment.  So then I asked “How much for these 2?” which were in my mind basically the same kind of thing, only different cosmetically.  He answered with $150 — and I didn’t hesitate. SOLD! Then I confirmed, $75 for each, $150 for the 2? Yep, check check. So I felt like I had successfully swooped a good deal; I had the intention to either sell one of them to Lenny at my cost so he could share in the deal, or else maybe just gift him one of the two since I felt like just 1 for $150 was still a way better deal than 1 for $250, so it seemed like a win-win.

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