I recall being somewhere in like a classroom situation where I was supposed to make a small presentation.  There was a girl who I recognized as being one of my floor mates when I studied abroad in Germany; she gave her presentation ahead of me.  The topic for these presentations was about how we all managed pubic hair — where was it shaved, trimmed, left alone, etc.  There was a large white poster board with a very simple outline of an adult’s body, meant to be a template that the presenter could draw on to demonstrate their individual preferred pattern.

When it became my turn, for some reason I wanted to integrate something about Porsches into my presentation.  Before I began speaking, I found a model of a Cayenne that was about the size of a ‘salesman’s sample’, and it was on a lazy-Susan, or some kind of rotating platform.  I spun it around to view it from the rear, then took a marking pen and went over some of the more pronounced lines on the body.  The main area of emphasis was around the horizontal rear red light bar, then there was some focus around the rear bumper area behind the wheel-arches.  Then I started speaking in German, about Porsches being special cars because of the design philosophy about form-follows-function, such that every styling detail had purpose.  Each vehicle, therefore, was a very unique expression.  As I said this I noticed my high school German teacher, Frau A., was listening and appeared to be moved by my words, like she perhaps had never thought about cars in that way before.

Then I went over to the poster board to begin my pubic hair presentation.  I noticed below the board was some very-real looking male genitalia that had some resemblance to my own.  It was in a black fabric sleeve that was made of long-underwear material, which was meant to conceal, but since the material was thin and diaphanous it didn’t really do a great job– all the detail was pretty obvious.  So I pulled down a second layer over it, like a thick gray sock, so that the stuff was finally well hidden. Then I marked some areas on the poster, also doing a quick check in my pants to make sure I did it accurately, basically just indicating certain regions to be kept neat & tidy.

About